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[ She'd looked all day for her favorite pair of panties. There wasn't a simple misplacement, no way. Junko's attention to detail and need for control would not allow her to lose something so easily. The whole mansion was ripped apart for these panties. The model turned mastermind (or mastermind turned model??) was superficial enough to find this kind of thing atrocious!! So she's flipping the fuck out. First getting beat up by a cat-monster and now she can't even look cute?!

Guess who is feeling the brunt of her frustrations. ]

hey dweeb where the fuck did you put my frilly polka dot blue n white panties???
i left them bathroom by the spare room n now they're gone!!
i know u took them!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

[ Oh, dammit. It's one thing to even be contacted by the bratty fashionista with how awkward things have been, and another to have her questioning if he stole her panties of all things???? Like, what the fuck. Seriously. Why would he touch those things with even a stick.

...

Okay there's plenty of good reasons to touch them but he didn't steal them!! ]

Have you considered that leaving undergarments sprinkled throughout the house may be a poor idea in the grand scope of things, Enoshima-kun?
There's a lot of ground to cover in this manor of ours.

[ Oh ho ho, claiming ownership of her mansion. Good one, Ishimaru. ]

But I would never dare touch something so indecent!!
How would you find success in locating your clothing with those bulging visors you've been toting around for the past week!?
If you ask nicely, maybe I'll assist you in locating their whereabouts.
And as we both are aware that asking nicely is impossible, it looks like you are on your own!!!

OUR MANOR?
do i see a ring on it??? no
how despairing it must be to be living under someone's roof
remember where you sleep.. in your little racecar bed I PICKED OUT for you
KYAHAHAHA!

[ She's unable to flaunt her own control of her mansion. She earned it.. There was no way in hell she wouldn't flaunt it. ]

my panties, my roof, my rules.

[ But, she's still sensitive when he brings up her sunglasses. SHE'S HAD A ROUGH WEEK.. ]

you should take pity on me ishimaru-kun!!! forget hope's peak and all that stuff in the past!!
i'm having trauma here so stop with the sassy mouth and find my panties!!!

THERE WILL NOT BE A RING ON IT!!! EVER!! INFACT, I WOULD RATHER DISMEMBER MY RING FINGER AND THROW IT TO THE WOLVES THAN TO EVEN HUMOR THE THOUGHT!!

[ Sorry. Brief moment of hyperventilating at even the prospect of marriage with the real Enoshima-kun. He learns the error of his ways in stating co-ownership of their living quarters and just dismisses it for the best. ]

Ahem. Moving forward.
I have actually grown on your petty attempt at demoralizing me.
The bed has quenched me of all my muscular deformities, since Yoga of all things has been tarnished...
Anyway, how exactly do you expect for me to find your underclothing, Enoshima-kun?
I am not a tracking dog! I do not know your scent!!

[ Fuckin' christ Ishimaru. ]

[ W/E W/E

She doesn't push the issue. Too boring. ]

oh have you? good to know. i'll jack the tires and leave you on cement blocks next time!!!

ummmmmm i expect you to find them because you stole them
this week is NOT a good week for me so forget me causing the deaths of our friends and be a pal
(。⌒∇⌒)。
pleaaaaasee

The tires don't come off!
Trust me, I've tried!!

... Have you actually looked to see if you were maybe WEARING the pair you're looking for!?

[ What. Why. Why do you respond to her so casually when she's trying to trigger you, Ishimaru. Come on. ]

I am fairly certain I have little reason to comply to your wishes, Enoshima-kun.
You can attempt to take advantage of my ever-lasting desire to help those in need, but it shall not work!!!

Don't backsass me, you lowly peasant!
Since you aren't paying rent, it is your obligation to tend to your wounded ruler. You should very well learn your place before you're whipped into shape!

[ Seriously bringing in a new personality for your punk ass. ]

I call your bluff by saying your visors will prevent you from ever finding me!
This macabre manor of ou-- YOURS is too dimly lit as is.
So go ahead and try to whip me into shape.
I shall live under your roof in incognito!!!

srsly?
i'm crazy not blind!!!

whatever, i guess ill just deal w/o them
no panty day
( ๑ ᴖ ᴈ ᴖ)

...
Fine!!! FINE!!!
I will search for your overrated pair of panties if you just stop those unnecessary emoticons!
Just DO NOT walk around without any! Please!?!?

why not? its not against the rules of MY house

[ Yup, even if she's in a bad mood, there's always room to tease. ]

I have not forgotten for even a fraction of a second that this house carries little rules, better yet this city.
But I am imploring you to not strut about without panties.
It's... unsanitary.

[ Great excuse to make out of nowhere. ]

[ He's the worst at excuses. ]

i'm not going to be strutting in my own house
i'm in my room being a good girl!!
wanna come see unsanitary i can be? ;)

[ THAT'S NOT... dirty talk. ]

No!!!
There is no need to visit you in order to see how unsanitary you are!
I can... smell it! Yes!!
Go bathe and cleanse yourself, Enoshima-kun.
I shall be on the hunt for your frilly polka dot blue and white panties! o7

ew dont word it like that.
do i LOOK like fukawa-san to you????
i dont fucking smell and if you suggest something like that again you might make me cry!!
w/e if you're gonna be mean i won't give you your special surprise for my party!!!
(╯︵╰,)

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TXT - after Nepeta's little attack.

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